Ok

Well, I can say I was being a peasant to you today because.....


Now.

Take a deep breath.

You shall say I'm kinda unkind because I didn't even talk a lot to you like I do.

And I haven't even wished you anything today.

It's better if you do yourself, because you know what's good for you. Only you who knows every part of yourself.

Now, close your eyes.

Say all your prayers, believe me because I'll say 'Aamiin' to every single one of it.

And...... Now, open your eyes.

Now feel special 'cause I rarely make shit like this on a friend's birthday.